大发5分快三Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree(1966)
Winnie the Pooh, the honey loving silly old bear attempts to get honey from a bee tree, so after climbing the tree didn't work, he borrows C...更多>
Winnie the Pooh: The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it. Narrator: Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again. Winnie the Pooh: Think, think, think. Narrator: And the first person he thought of was... Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh? Narrator: No. Christopher Robin. Winnie the Pooh: Oh. Rabbit: Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why? Gopher: That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey. Gopher: I'm not in the book, you know. Owl: Blast it all. Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time. Owl: Eh, what's the charge? Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite. Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money. Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash. Owl: Obviously, but, I should think... Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule. Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh. Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know. Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone. Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know. Owl: Oh. Winnie the Pooh: I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit. Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more. Winnie the Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] Is there any more? Rabbit: No, there isn't. Winnie the Pooh: I thought not. Winnie the Pooh: [tries to climb out the front door but is stuck] Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck. Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much. Winnie the Pooh: It all comes from not having front doors big enough! Christopher Robin: There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore? Eeyore: No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway. Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh. Owl: Good morning, Pooh bear. Eeyore:
If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel? Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething abou that ssspeech impediment, sssonny. Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you. Roo: Flowers. Winnie the Pooh: Honeysuckle! [Pooh tries to eat flowers] Kanga: No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them. Winnie the Pooh: Oh. Rabbit: [nodding head] Would you like *condensed milk*, Rabbit: [shaking head] or *honey* on your bread? Winnie the Pooh: Both. But never mind the bread, please. Just a small helping, if you please. Rabbit: Huh, there you are. Rabbit: [gives Pooh a single drop of honey; Pooh looks at him disappointedly] Is, uh, something wrong? Winnie the Pooh: Well, I did mean a little larger "small helping." Winnie the Pooh: [after rolling in mud] There, now. Isn't this a clever disguise? Christopher Robin: What are you supposed to be? Winnie the Pooh: I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course. Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. Eeyore: It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it. Winnie the Pooh: Oh, stuff and fluff. [singing] Winnie the Pooh: Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum / I am so rumbly in my tumbly. Winnie the Pooh: [hits head] Ooh! Winnie the Pooh: Time to munch an early luncheon / Hum de dum dum dum / Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree / If a Pooh flew like a bee / But I wouldn't be a bear then / So I guess I wouldn't care then / Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear / So I do care, so I climb there / I'm so rumbly in my tumbly / Time for something... for something... Winnie the Pooh: [branch breaks] ... sweet! To eat! Winnie the Pooh: Is anybody at home? [no answer] Winnie the Pooh: What I said was, "Is anybody at home?" Rabbit: No. Winnie the Pooh: Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all? Rabbit: Nobody. Winnie the Pooh: Must be somebody there because somebody must have said "Nobody." Winnie the Pooh: Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice? Rabbit: [talking into a honey jar] I don't think so. It isn't meant to be. Rabbit:
[drawing on Pooh's backside when he's stuck in Rabbit's door]